AAA 1/29/06 on Galavision (aired 6/3/06)
Billy Boy/May/Martha/Mascarita vs. Gran Apache/Polvo/Tiffany/Mini Abismo Tiffany hitting Angel’s Wings on Mascarita was disturbing. This was a total squash. It gets five thousand stars for being something new and unusual on my TV, and for Tiffany’s attire. Otherwise the only redeeming value for me was the Tiffany sit down powerbomb on Mascarita and then attacking him even after the matrch was over. And Martha Villawhatever is also quite unsettling as well. More so then Peggy Lee and Monter Ripper combined. In that weird old lady, smelly pantyhose way. WAIT! That was just the first fall!? Men beating women? Women beating on men? Both genders asaulting dwarfs? **3/4
Zumbido vs. Histeria [MEX MIDDLE]
I haven’t watched any lucha this year, and maybe a handful in my life. I find I am not equipt with the experience to comment on these matches, mainly because that first match was like a ***** star affair to me. But then I realize it is lucha and it needs a different perspective. So watch and don’t talk is my new focus with the Sat. and Sun. Galavision lucha. As far as Zumbido vs. Histeria, it was good. **1/2
Electroshock/Intocable/Zorro vs. Charly Manson/Chessman/Espiritu
I dunno what was going on here. Zorro had it in bad for Charly Manson, probably for that really bad impersonation he does. But Electroshock didn’t like watcing Zorro abuse the shit out of manson. And we also got to watch Intocable do some cool moves on Espurito who also has a mini that looks like Chucky. Wow. *1/2
Octagon/La Parka Jr./AAA vs El Brazo/Espectro Jr./Pirata Morgan
In this match I learned that stinkfaces with ass mcheeks showing are blocked out on Galavision, edited, with shots of the fans while in the ring someone is getting a faceful of El Brazo’s buttocks. Thank you. Total comedy match with the prerequisite injections of brilliance and wrestling. La Parka is ALMOST as funny as the original. But this match was a total goof fest so I dunno. There was also alot of dancing from fat wrestlers and Parka. **
Bull Terrier Match: Vampiro vs. Shocker vs. Cibernetico
This was a total brawl without the good brawling. I didn’t like it at all, they did nothing exciting. Vampiro played face and got his ass beat to a pulp by a bunch of run-ins in the end. Garbage. 1/2*
